Je suis tombé là dessus ce matin, j’ai trouvé ça génial : http://bugs.debian.org/cgi-bin/bugreport.cgi?bug=540000

Pour résumer c’est un mec qui se plaint d’un soit disant bug sur Debian et qui envoie via reportbug son soucis avec un minimum d’infos. La personne du support lui en demande plus et quelques messages plus tard, l’utilisateur dit :

THAT’S ALL THE INFO I GOT FROM THE FUCKING SOFTWARE!

ANYTHING ELSE COMES FROM REPORTBUG.

YOU WANT MORE INFO? TRY BUILDING A LIVE-HELPER CD YOURSELVES AND SEE

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU ACTUALLY TRY TO USE YOUR “TOOL”.

IF I ACTUALLY HAD MORE INFORMATION ABOUT THIS SHITTY LITTLE “TOOL” I

WOULD HAVE GIVEN YOU SHITTY LITTLE BUREAUCRATS MORE INFORMATION.

I’VE BEEN WORKING WITH SOFTWARE LONG ENOUGH TO KNOW HOW TO WRITE A GOOD

BUG REPORT.

IT’S THE FUCKING SOFTWARE THAT DOESN’T PROVIDE ENOUGH INFORMATION TO

WRITE A DECENT BUG REPORT.

YOU “PEOPLE” CAN WORK OUT YOUR PROBLEMS WITH LIVE-HELPER.

LEARN TO WRITE DECENT SOFTWARE THAT HELPS USERS WRITE DECENT BUG REPORTS.

ASSHOLES.